Believe it or not, I’ve done a few half-decent things in my day.

I’ve published stories in magazines, self-published zines and a book, and penned essays and articles.

As a hired hand at the Tasmanian Museum and Gallery, I even wrote, designed and produced promotional material for a bunch of botanists, including posters, pamphlets and displays.

And, lastly, to complete the picture, I’ve made drawings and designs.

If you’d like the lowdown on my ‘real-life’ career – yikes! – check out my CV, which is suitably prosaic.

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!